As Kenneth Branagh has said: "It has everything-intrigue, romance, politics, violence, revenge, jealousy, wit. This is a Favorite, read multiple times with an emphasis on the psychological aspects of the author's intuitive understanding of what it means to be human. JANE (dripping, taking off the helmet and fake beard) : It's getting too fucking easy. No need for Acts Two, Three, Four or Five now. (As HAMLET steps closer to his father's GHOST, Jane draws back her basket-hilted mortuary sword, whirls it through the air, and with a mild thwip!! and a spray of bright blood Hamlet's head leaves his body in a graceful parabola, like the final lemming from a clifftop. (HAMLET is looking bewildered, dismayed – is this how spirits talk?) The will of my most weeming-wirtuous queen O wicked wit and wilts, won to his whameful wust With witchcraft of his wit, with woeful wifts,. The serpent that did sting thy father's lifeĪy, that incestuous, that adulterate beast, Wankly abused: but know, thou noble youth,
'Tis given out that, sleeping in my worchard,Ī serpent stung me so the whole wombat of Denmark JANE EYRE (dressed in full armour, with beard, and speaking in a ridiculous gruff voice) HAMLET O my prophetic soul! My uncle! JANE EYRE roll up, roll up Roll up, roll up CELEBRITY DEATH MATCH JANE EYRE VS HAMLET JANE EYRE (dressed in full armour, with beard, and speaking in a ridiculous gruff voice) Now, Wamlet, hear: 'Tis given out that, sleeping in my worchard, A serpent stung me so the whole wombat of Denmark Is by a forged process of my death Wankly abused: but know, thou noble youth, The serpent that did sting thy father's life Now wears his cwown. So all I have to do is hide and wait, preferably not behind a curtain, and I survive, inherit a castle and move on to the next round.ĬLAUDIUS: Brilliant! And will this seductive little ploy be your strategy in the final? In fact, you're not even supposed to be here. Y0u read the play right?ĬLAUDIUS: Hamlet dies, I die, Everybody dies.ĬLAUDIUS. JANE: I don't know about that, dear Claudius. It is a travesty! Besides, how the heck is Manny going to score this on the Death Match. They kiss and Hamlet goes off to find someone to marry them and to reserve a room on a Baltic Sea Cruise.ĬLAUDIUS: Stop, I cannot allow this. I have a fiancee but she's scheduled to go crazy and kill herself in a few acts. JANE: Did I ask for Rochester.Who's Rochester? You don't by any chance have a princess locked in the tower? HAMLET: I think you walked in on the wrong.You know.You're kind of cute for a British chick. JANE" My name is Jane Eyre and I'm looking for Master Rochester. HAMLET: OK, Where's that ghost everyone told me about? JANE: Did I ask for Rochester.Who's Rochester? You don't by an Written for the Celebrity Death Match Review Tournament Do you own a manor? HAMLETS: (laughs) No, I own a castle.
Who are you? JANE" My name is Jane Eyre and I'm looking for Master Rochester. HAMLET: OK, Where's that ghost everyone told me about? Jane Eyre enters. Written for the Celebrity Death Match Review Tournament Act I, Scene I Hamlet enters. This beautiful volume includes Branagh's introduction and screenplay adaptation of Shakespeare's text, color and black-and-white stills, and a production diary that takes us behind the scenes for a day-to-day look at the shooting of his film.more "Its a ghost story, a thriller, an action-packed murder mystery, and a great tragedy that is profoundly moving." With an outstanding cast of international actors-including Derek Jacobi as Claudius, Julie Christie as Gertrude, Kate Winslet as Ophelia, Charlton Heston as the Player King, Robin Williams as Osric, and Gerard Depardieu as Reynaldo-Branagh's version, in which he will play the title role as well as direct, is sure to go down in film history. "The film, like the play, will have something for everyone," he says.
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"Its a ghost story, a thriller, an action-packed murder mystery, and a great tragedy that is pro Often credited with creating a popular movie audience for Shakespeare, Kenneth Branagh has wanted for many years to bring to the screen the complete, full-length version of Hamlet, Shakespeare's greatest play. Often credited with creating a popular movie audience for Shakespeare, Kenneth Branagh has wanted for many years to bring to the screen the complete, full-length version of Hamlet, Shakespeare's greatest play.
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